How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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