When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
