You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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