windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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