i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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