I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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