it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize