Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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