Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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