jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.