You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.