So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.