Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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