Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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