nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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