i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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