Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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