this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
porn star boner night. come get it.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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