She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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