ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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