Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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