One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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