You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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