I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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