i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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