I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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