I bet he comes in French.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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