My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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