He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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