She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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