I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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