Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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