Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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