Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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