yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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