Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Found your dick twin last night
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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