Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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