wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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