If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i will never coherently bang her
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
