Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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