it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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