i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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