WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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