just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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