do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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