just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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