Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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