ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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