his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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