Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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