when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Verdict: uncircumcised.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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