Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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