On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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