on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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