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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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